If you are any type of gamer you know girls get insane attention when they play simply because they are female. As a girl, if you are aware of this and still get pissy when some guy tells you to get back in the kitchen, you should not be playing online games. You probably SHOULD get back in the kitchen because that oven is not going to pre-heat itself. Instead of getting angry, have a comeback or at the very least just ignore them. After all, you're playing the game cus you want to, not for the attention RIGHT?! Right.
2. Their gamer tags are just asking for trouble
I hate joining a MW2 pregame lobby and seeing a name pop up like "angelprincess6969". 1) because they are usually level 12 and are without fail placed on my team and 2) I hate hearing "oh my goddd i like, totally almost killed that guy! what's a claymore?!". I will admit that I am guilty of sometimes being that stupid, clueless girl but NO LONGER. I am aware of how annoying it sounds to other people. For reference, if you have any of the following words in your gamer tag in any combination, you should just stop now:
princess, angel, baby, cutie, gurl, sexy, queen, 696969696969696969696969 etc...
3. They still get pissed when their boyfriend/husband plays games
If you are going to call yourself a Gamer Girl, you are no longer allowed to tell your boyfriend/husband that he can't play Call of Duty until 4 in the morning. Either he's allowed or you go back to being the girl that will sit on the arm of the couch for 2 minutes to play a round of Cooking Mama for the Wii and consider that enough gaming for the day. I am aware of at least one situation where a girl was heavily into gaming and still didn't allow her boyfriend to play. Make up your damn mind!
4. LAN parties are more of a whoring opportunity than anything else
How annoying is it that regardless of whether or not you want to be distracted by girls, you are. Especially when you are somewhere where utmost focus is required. I know it's awesome that as a girl, you feel comfortable enough to go to a LAN and ACTUALLY play. And if you go to play and you don't prance around like a 2 year old in a tutu, then it's all good. Some people pay money to go there and show off their skills and win prizes and all that good stuff. Either play the game or stick to e-whoring.
5. Girls rarely talk about the actual game they're playing
Every girl is guilty of this because we are natural born chatters. We like to fill silence with idle chatter whether it be pertinent or not. The only problem is, that distracts from people trying to focus. They do not want to hear about your new shoes. They want you to let them know where you got shot from so they don't meet the same end. I'm guilty of this. I am aware of it. And if you think talking about random stuff in the pre game lobby is acceptable it is not. That is when you should be shit talking absolutely everyone because you're the best and you're going to win (even if you know you're terrible)
LOL So, so true
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